• The oddest online dating note I’ve received.

  I received this on OkCupid tonight. Thoughts welcome.

  “Hey. Look. I’ll admit it, I got a bit excited because it looks like you have some kind of properly balanced feminine energy going on there. 
  
  I mean, don’t get me wrong — it’s not like I am some sort of hobbit out on a quest to find the ONE girliest girl to rule them all…. I would say I’m more like Goldilocks in the story with the three bears, stealing porridge from these terribly vicious animals in a pompous and high-maintenance manner; complaining that NOTHING is acceptable to me except the one that is JUST right. Not extravagantly girly and not too tomboyish. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I am essentially a small girl with blonde hair that plunders vile, porridge-eating bears and then has the audacity to complain about things being hot or not hot enough. Attractive right? 
  
  Anyway, where are my manners? My name’s Tim, and if smart, funny, stylish, cute, and overall just frankly awesome guys are your thing, then don’t send me a message. Oh wait, I messed up. I mean DO send me a message. I get confused sometimes :)”

  WTF SOMEONE TELL ME THIS IS FROM A BOOK OR MOVIE???

  Tagged: dating awkward internet awkward internet okcupid

  Posted on August 20, 2012 with 1 note ()

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